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Never
squat with your spurs on.
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Don't
interfere with something that isn't bothering you.
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Timing
has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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The
easiest way to eat crow is while it is still warm. The colder
it gets, the harder it is to swallow.
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If
you find yourself standing in a hole, stop digging.
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If
something doesn't seem worth the effort - it probably isn't.
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It
doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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The
biggest trouble-maker you will ever to deal with watches you
shave your face in the mirror every morning.
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Never
ask a barber if you need a haircut.
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When
you start to think you are important - try ordering someone
else's dog around.
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Never
worry about biting off more than you can chew, your mouth is
bigger than you think.
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Always
drink upstream of the herd.
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Telling
someone to get lost and making them do it are two entirely different
propositions.
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When
you ride ahead of the herd, look back every now and then to
make sure it is still with you.
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Good
judgment comes from the experiences gained when exercising bad
judgment.
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When
you give lessons in meanness to people or animals, don't be
surprised if they learn them.
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When
you start to throw your weight around, be prepared to have it
thrown by someone else.
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Letting
the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it
back in.
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The
fastest way to double your money is to fold it up and put it
back in your pocket.
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Never
miss an opportunity to shut up.